Customer service must be hard when you sell crap products. But, it can also be hard when you sell great products. It’s not just Matthew; we’ve had tonnes of pple send THIS™️ back because they thought it was meat – we even had a 2 star review on a supermarket site last wk from a lady called Laura, because ‘..the sausages mimic the taste and texture of pork and it’s off-putting for vegetarians’. Cheers Laura.
Anyway – our mission is to force animals into retirement, so that’s what we’ll carry on doing – even if customer service remains unexpectedly challenging.
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