Why we made these: In all seriousness, these are next level. Succulent and realistic, without the pork.

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High in protein

Low in fat

Source of fibre 


Water, Mushrooms (25%), Pea Flour, Onions, Stabilisers (processed eucheuma seaweed, methyl cellulose), Palm Oil, Pea Fibre, Pea Protein (2%), Pea Starch, Rice Flour, Sugar, Natural Flavouring, Maize Flour, Yeast Extract, Salt, Dried Onion, Textured Pea Protein, Parsley, Porcini Mushroom Powder, Cracked Black Pepper, Maize Starch, Colour (plain caramel), Sage, Preservative (sodium metabisulphite), Ground Mace, Dextrose, White Pepper. 


For allergens see ingredients in boldManufactured in an environment which also handles cereals containing gluten.  

One pack contains 5 Portions *RI = Reference intake of an average adult (8400kJ/2000kcal)



 per 100gRI
Energy kJ 515
Energy kcal 123
Fat 2.2g
(of which saturates) 1.1g
Carbohydrates 24g
(of which sugars) 2.2g
Fibre 9.0g
Protein 5.9g
Salt 1.14g

How to cook THIS™

Pan fry: on a medium heat in 1tbsp of vegetable oil for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until cooked through. 

Oven cook: Heat oven to 200°C (fan 180°C). Drizzle in a little oil and cook on medium to high shelf for 8mins, turning halfway to ensure even cooking.